I'll save writing my biography for when I'm rich and famous. Or when I'm infamous and someone writes it for me, though if that happens I have to say in advance - the thing with the rocks and the strawberry jam? Totally misinterpreted.
Most of the entries on this journal are friends-locked. This isn't because they're particularly exciting or of the too-much-information variety, but only to make sure none of the people I know in real life wander in here and discover that they have a starring role in my latest unreasonable rant.